Why do I even bother quarelling with immature people? And have to face
their childish antics? Seriously, if this trend continues, Singapore is going
down for sure. I’m not saying this because I’m a Malaysian (Hell, I was
born and spent all my life in Singapore). I’m saying this because in a
desperate attempt to appear as a funny person to others, these little shits can
come up with the lamest crap and laugh at their own jokes.
Again, I blame this on local chinese TV programmes led by Jack Neo and
company. I also blame the army for fucking up the minds of many people and
some friends.
I seriously need to practice the power of self-control and will myself to
ignore these brats.
Check out how some people define the word Singapore
at UrbanDictionary.
My favourites:
A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning
guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.
Don’t go to singapore, I should know, I live there.
A country where chewing gum is banned. It’s in SE Asia and it’s
government is far too narrow-minded for it’s own good. The education level is
high, but only because of the immense pressure applied to students there,
forcing them to do well. The citizens all speak a common language, regardless of
race – Singlish. It is English, but with Singaporean flavour. Singaporeans are
described as ‘kiasu’, which means that they have to be
numero
uno in everything, second to no one. This is a mentality which Singapore is
famous for. Constantly arguing with Malaysia. Boasts a very good security and
army, but that’s only because it’s small, and therefore easily protected.
Ridiculously proud of it’s island, Sentosa, which is supposed to be a tourist
attraction but in reality, is actually an overpriced, overhyped and overbaked
island. You’d be better off in Bali. The temperature in Singapore rarely drops
below 30 degree celsius.
Don’t send your kids to schools in Singapore.
There was a boy who commited suicide because of all the pressure he
got.
